Welcome to "Bastines", the ultimate organic taste gym born in Scandinavia. We are the only gym that promotes the latest training using "boobs" that are the softest and least burdensome to the human body. Grip strength training = rubbing breasts, measuring blood pressure = sandwiching between breasts. Our motto is to do everything with the breast. Want to build muscle? Then, look at the big boobs of the instructors and over-secrete male hormones!
